Meow?

One day, a Sadist, a Masochist, a Murderer, a Necrophile, a Zoophile and a Pyromaniac were talking in a psych ward.


Sadist : I'm bored. Why don't we torture a cat?

Zoophile : Yeah, we'll torture it and then fuck it!

Murderer : We'll torture it, fuck it and then kill it!

Necrophile : We'll torture it, fuck it, kill it and then fuck it again!

Pyromaniac : Yeah, then we'll burn the cat!


Sudden silence...

Then all asked the Masochist why he didn't say anything...

Masochist : Meow...!